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Our predictions for MANCHESTER CITY VS MANCHESTER UNITED
Come on lads, it’s the big game, where’s your money? they asked. But we had no answers. You see, we always get Anthony Richardson to do our predictions for us. So they beat us up – one of them had a pool cue, that did some damage, I can tell you. Anyway, here is Anthony [...]
Video: Anthony Richardson’s Premier League playthrough, part one
It’s an FA Cup weekend. Anthony Richardson takes you through Tottenham vs Oldham or something. Okay, it’s Liverpool vs Oldham and Tottenham vs Cheltenham. I don’t feel you appreciate these videos enough – they’re good, bordering on decent. This is formatting well, so I need a filler. I’ll go with: Anthony RichardsonAnthony RichardsonAnthony RichardsonAnthony RichardsonAnthony [...]
A History of Violence
We’re changing sites soon.
Steve Morison: From Scapegoat to Saviour
Steve Morison nearly got away with it. On another day, viewed through the veil of a comfortable win, his exchange of pleasantries with Wycombe’s Tommy doherty would have been overlooked. But, brooding over the worst home performance of the season, Kenny Jackett scanned the DVD with the merciless clarity of a hawk seeking an easy [...]
A History of Violence
We’re sorry. We repent.
Inverting the Pyramid: What next?
Subverting the Sphinx and Buggering the Ziggurat by Jonathan Wilson Orion, £18.99 Reviewed by Mac Millings Long-suffering fans of football formations rejoice! Britain’s leading Lobanovskiy botherer has finally released the eagerly anticipated follow-ups to “Inverting the Pyramid”. Jonathan Wilson’s Grand Idea with 2008’s “Inverting the Pyramid” – the Sunday Business Post’s (and what better [...]
Football’s newest bastards – Roberto Mancini, Alex Ferguson and Kenny Dalglish: The managers
Everyone knows players are scum. It’s understandable that we think of players as the worst people in football. There were no fans turning up at Gordon Ramsey’s Christmas Day Event on Channel Four, after all. There was only Tottenham’s Jermain Defoe, another footballer making the world demonstrably worse than when he came into it. Who [...]
The Surreal Football National Anthem
This cures hangovers. It rouses the spirit. It cleanses the kidneys and rejuvenates the liver. It beats an egg mcmuffin, it beats brandy for breakfast. This, comrades, is the Surreal Football National Anthem. We sing it everyday. PLease join us.
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